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Post by mitera » Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:28 pm

The Perfect Man

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.

The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?" :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :oops:

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Post by mitera » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:22 am

A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY XXX

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Re: Wanted Ad

Post by mitera » Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:23 pm

So ... what do you ring the bell with then ??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:

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