Ha, Ha, Ha

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Etsiketsi
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Ha, Ha, Ha

Post by Etsiketsi » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:37 pm

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just got married -- for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She answered, proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's,
then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer asked her, curiously, why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained,
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"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

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Re: Ha, Ha, Ha

Post by mitera » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:45 pm

:lol: :lol: funneee i like that ha ha :lol:

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